yesterday my mom asked me to make daal and I ended up burning that too.
I have dishonored my family and lost all chances of ever getting a decent rishta.
During desi weddings…..
normal desi girls: omg we have to go to the parlour, get our hair done, buy the perfect lehenga, buy matching shoes and accessories and blah blah blah….. gotta start dieting so that we can outdo everybody else, blah blah blah…..
me: just gotta wear a loose salwar kameez so i can eat howmuchever the hell i want.
there’s desi girls as described in the song “desi girl” and then there’s me which is a WHOLE different story