DUNIYAA KI RANI......

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.
Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Dude.
Dude.
Denny’s dude. Wow.
Roses are lal,
Violets are nileh,
I will make your saag,
If only you wash the patileh.
  • Teacher: what comes after A?
  • Student: Kya Bolti Tu
My roti’s bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like “can we have more daal”

(Source: idreamof-teri-maa)

  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water
Sarabhai vs Sarabhai: Shahjahan agar Taj Mahal banwane ka plan last minute pe cancel karke uski jaga seedhi saadi South Indian hotel banwate toh?
  • Rosesh: Dad aap yeh wala natak perform kijiye
  • Monisha: Natak ka naam kya hai?
  • Rosesh: Naam hai "Shahjahan agar Taj Mahal banwane ka plan last minute pe cancel karke uski jaga seedhi saadi South Indian hotel banwate toh?"
  • Everyone:
  • Indu: Shahjahan Taj Mahal banwane ke bajaye ek seedhi saadhi South Indian hotel KYU BANWAYEGA?!
  • Monisha: Kyunki woh sasta padta na, daddy ji~
  • Sahil: Aur log kya waha beith ke rawa masala dosa khatte?!
  • *starts the first reading of the play*
  • Rosesh: Natak open hota hai. Shahjahan bhudhe ho chuke hai. Unke baal safed ho chuke hai. Chehre pe juriya hai. Aankhein kamzor hu chuki hai. Haath kap-kapa rahe hai-
  • Sahil: Blood pressure check kiya?! ECG kya keh raha hai?
  • Indu: Roshesh hume Shahjahan ka medical report nahi sunna hai. TU AAGE DIALOGUE SUNNA NA!!
  • Rosesh: OK. Suniye. Ghasar ghasar ghasar ghasar. Ghasar ghasar ghasar ghasar.
  • Indu: Ek minute… yeh Shahjahan ko kya ho raha hai?
  • Sahil: Shahjahan nariyal ko patthar pe ghis ghis ke chutney bana raha hai.

justyouraveragedesi:

What do you call a fish that can act?

Salmon Khan

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